Mad science at UC Berkeley - how would we do research without trader joe's?

Today, I got a very amusing email from the Valley Life Science Building manager. Apparently, someone has been so thorough in sample organization and labeling they even had the right to an announcement.

"IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED"
"Whoever has placed the dead/decaying items inside a plastic bag within a Trader Joe's paper sack (located under the work bench inside Rm. 5111 plus 4 degree walk-in), please contact me immediately. Your items are filling up the room with an unbearable stench, making it difficult for anyone to use this room (not to mention that you failed to properly label your ?research?).

If I do not hear back from anyone regarding these items by 1pm today, I will dispose of them.

If this isn't you, please pass this e-mail along to anyone that might be responsible."

Oh no! Seems like we have some serious competition on the floor above...

Dammit!!!!! How can we compete with that???