- Stephen Hawking talking dirty is a slippery slope that leads to Science.
- All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99 would not be a bad way to die.
- If there's something there's a ton of in heaven is dead parents.
- In a world ravaged by menstrual rage our only solace is switching to Geico.
- A bad thing to find in your Kung Pao chicken would be Lance Armstrong's missing testicle (although not necessarily the worst...).
- In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, you will pay for goods and services by licking things to claim them as your own.
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