There was a certain weekend when the portuguese decided to invade Italy, and they had a plan: to eat all their pizza and gelato and drink all their limoncello and cappuccino. Muahahahahaha!!!!
It was an ingenious plan... And if only they hadn't gotten distracted by the beach, the vespas and all the pretty statues and monuments, perhaps cod and port would dominate the world by now.
It was an ingenious plan... And if only they hadn't gotten distracted by the beach, the vespas and all the pretty statues and monuments, perhaps cod and port would dominate the world by now.
Italians are smart, they have pizza by the meter!! No wonder we couldn't eat it all...
Plus, the smallest gelato had two flavors... Damn!!!
And life's a beach...
...but the portuguese always find intelligent ways to solve their problems :)
Perseus With the Head of Medusa
bzzzzz... bzzzzzz... (wasps are EVERYWHERE!)
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